Boys against the girls, it is a common theme at school, but at Laketon Elementary the fifth graders have taken things to an extreme, the boys and girls absolutely DON't get along. In addition, they talk all the time. Their teachers call them the "unshushables" because they are so noisy. Their principal Mrs. Hiatt monitors lunch each day with a bright red bullhorn to maintain order. Imagine her reaction when she enters the cafeteria for fifth grade lunch one day and discovers complete silence. The fifth graders at Laketon Elementary have gone silent. It's a girl/boy conspiracy and Mrs. Hiatt is determined to get to the bottom of it.