An epitaph is the writing on a tombstone to honor the person that is buried there in a cemetery. Just what do you think would be the epitaph of the chicken that never quite crossed the road? How about a piranha that doesn't have the sharpest teeth in the river? The authors of "Last Laughs Animal Epitaphs" have put together a hilarious and gruesome collection of epitaphs you might find on the tombstones of many different animals.